While in the air I found out that the plane was being hijacked by Patrick Kane and Paul Konerko. I got up from my seat and entered the pilot cabin. I asked both of the men for their autographs and they happily gave me them. They then told me that it was dangerous to be on the plane and that I should jump off with a parachute. I decided to jump and I landed on a very small island with a big jungle kingdom.
I could tell that there was absolutely no other life form on my island. I decided to name the island Pluskerlandia. I was hiking around the island when I noticed a huge volcano. Right then it erupted and to my surprise it was all candy that fell out of it. I ate tons of candy and then found an electric guitar with a really really huge amplifier. I decided to plug in the guitar and play a chord. Like I expected, that created a sound wave and pushed me really far back. That blast landed me back in England.
Seeing that I was back in England I decided to do something different that I did not think to do earlier on in the trip. Naturally I decided to go back to Buckingham Palace and try to distract the guards. Seeing that the basics would not distract them I decided to annoy them by saying "Red Robin" and wanting him to reply "Yum." Seeing that they still did not divert their eyes for even a second I just gave up. I ended up walking down a random street in London where I bumped into Pete Townshend and so I asked him to sign the same picture as Paul and Patrick. I kept walking and hit the side of a building and then I. Woke. Up.
This Bonus day does not exist in the same reality as my actual trip because that would pretty much change everything. If you read this far and have good eyes then you would notice that this day is not consecutive to any of the other days and is thus dated February 29th. After writing this I realized that the three autographs I got were from a Peter, Paul, and Patrick. These have nothing to do with the Saints or the Kundzicz's. Good Day and Eat Salad.